<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">你们好,哪个女子不怀春?万一怀春的你偏偏遇上了木头,那么,一条毛毛虫就</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">可以帮你告诉你心仪的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">gg</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">你怀春了。 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">第一步:约会时带一毛毛虫,趁他不备时放在地上,惊叫一声,迅速扑到他怀</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">里,侧低着头,全身发抖,娇喘咻咻,最好再来两句</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我好怕!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">和</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">吓</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">*</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我啦!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">之类的</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">废话。</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">注意:</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、毛毛虫一定要活。以免效果不够逼真;</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、惊叫时一定要看看百米之内有无老人和小孩。以免吓坏别人;</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、扑时一定要瞅准瞄好。以免因激动而扑空或撞到树木、电线杆等障碍物上;</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、抱住后一定要侧低着头。以免他看到你阴谋得逞时脸上皮笑肉不笑的表情,也可使他看到你如丝般光滑、柔顺的秀发,闻到那上面散发出的淡淡香味;</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、抱住时一定要抱牢抱紧。以防木头的他真玩勇敢把毛毛虫给踩</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">*</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">了,使你后面的戏难唱。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman"></font></p></span></p><p><font face="Times New Roman"></font></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">第二步:感觉抱够了,可深情地看他一眼,两眼、三眼也可以,恋恋不舍地送开</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">手,忽然愤怒地回过头向毛毛虫走去,抬起脚,不停地踩它。</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">注意:</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、走时挺胸抬头,适当的扭腰摆臀可以使他看出你腰肢的柔软和体态的轻盈。幅</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">度别太大,以免崴了脚、扭了腰或岔了气;</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、踩时一定要给他侧面。使他可以清楚地看到你婀娜多姿的优美曲线;</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、别把毛毛虫一下踩</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">*</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">。不停地踩才能使他不停地欣赏你欣长、浑圆的玉腿和光</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">滑、细小的脚踝,还有你新买的时尚且淫荡的尖尖头皮鞋。穿短裙和长统丝袜时效果绝佳,穿棉裤和厚底圆头的松糕鞋时就少踩几下,免得让人想到老太太跳舞;</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">4</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、千万别真把毛毛虫给睬</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">*</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">了。因为它后面还有更重要的作用。</span></p></span>
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