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本帖最后由 神隐汀渚 于 2015-11-8 12:54 编辑
1、相亲记- Sub 相亲记()
- MsgBox "有房有车吗", vbQuestion, "请如实回答"
- MsgBox "没有", vbInformation, "男人淡定地说"
- MsgBox "有存款吗", vbQuestion, "请如实回答"
- MsgBox "也没有", vbInformation, "男人淡定地说"
- MsgBox "那你还相什么亲呀!!", vbQuestion, "女方起身欲走"
- MsgBox "我就管理几百人而已", vbInformation, "男人自豪地说"
- MsgBox "你是干嘛的啊", vbQuestion, "一脸羞涩地说"
- MsgBox "QQ群主呀", vbInformation, "一脸得意地说"
- MsgBox "有病", vbOKOnly, "一脸鄙视地说"
- MsgBox "哼,你以为只有这些呀", vbQuestion, "翘着二郎腿,点" & Chr(10) & " 燃一支香烟,优雅地说"
- MsgBox "那还有什么呀,死鬼~~~", vbQuestion, "面泛桃花地说"
- MsgBox "我微信也是群主", vbInformation, "深吸一口烟,吐了个烟圈"
- MsgBox "滚尼玛,大傻X", , "起身,端起剩余半杯橙汁怒泼在吐着烟圈的脸上,喝到"
- End Sub
复制代码 2、QQ登陆- <font style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Sub qq登陆()
- Dim i, j, K
- i = Application.InputBox("请输入QQ号码", "提醒", , , , , , 2) '接收类型为数字
- K: If i = "" Then
- MsgBox "输入不能为空,请重新输入"
- i = Application.InputBox("请输入QQ号码", "提醒", , , , , , 2)
- GoTo K
- Else
- If i <> False Then
- j = Application.InputBox("请输入QQ密码", "提醒", , , , , , 2) '接收类型为文本字符串
- MsgBox "正在登陆中,请骚等", vbInformation, "友情提醒"
- Else
- Exit Sub
- End If
- End If
- End Sub</font>
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